Shop: fresh-roasted coffee

Come for what you need. Stay for a little folly.

Visit

On the Columbia River

psst — the phoenix likes attention. or type f-o-l-l-y. we're not your mom.

You found a little folly

Tell your server:

“I absolutely don't need dessert.”

We'll bring one anyway.

Valid our first week open, November 13 – 21, 2026. One per table, dine-in only. Keep it between us.

No prize this time — but now you know where the phoenix hides. Keep looking. We hide things in the restaurant, too.